Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hat Obsessed

Prior to about 2 weeks ago I could only crochet in a straight line. For those of you who know how to crochet, but not really that well, you know that all those little symbols and letters that are on the patterns for how to crochet things are just a mean tease. They claim they can tell you how to crochet a sweater or a hat, but in reality you open it up and its just rows of little letters and symbols and you attempt to decipher them, but in the end you're just making stuff up. So you give up.
So I decided, screw the written out patterns, I live in an age of technology and its about time I used it! So I googled "How to crochet a hat" and clicked 'videos.' I reviewed a few videos and thought I got the idea. So I began.
I succeeded in making my first hat. Except it was for a GIANT!!! It is huge! I have not had the heart or patience to take it apart, so if you know anyone that is a giant or perhaps someone with dreds or a giant with dreds, let me know and I will gladly give them a hat... for free and made with love and hopes and dreams.
Anyways, moral of the story is, I tried again and I succeeded and I have now completed two hats and a baby sized hat for Miss Maple. I am officially out of yarn, so I need to use my 40% of coupons and head on over to JoAnn Fabrics to get me some more yarn!
In the meantime, if you would like to learn how, you can follow my technique. I found Threadbanger to be awesome and very helpful!!!

Keep me posted about Giants with Dreds
Amy

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Baked Goods

My morning coffee inspires me in an odd way. When I drink my morning coffee (often with cigarette in hand) it suddenly seems like a great idea to go for a run. Oh and I should probably take Gus, my 1.6lb. "morkie." In my morning coffee drugged mind we would run like the wind. I would be 5'10" running like a gazellle with Gus a valiant hunting dog running majestically, head high next to his beautiful and amazingly fast owner. In reality my smoker's lungs would get me half way around the block before I passed out and Gus would just sit next to me, licking my nose, laying. In reality, we are lazy and out of shape.

So today, I told my coffee crazed self that all my genius coffee aspirations are unrealistic. I decided to make realistic goals for my day off. I watched Pushing Daisies and finished crocheting a hat. I went shopping and saved over $10 in coupons. I have recently grown obsessed with coupons. And finally, I needed to bake. I am not a cook. I cook like my mom cooked, quick and easy homemade cooking. Nothing complicated and nothing like Trevor. I do not cook, I bake. And it had been far too long since I had. So I decided to bake a strange conglomeration of multiple recipes and lack of supplies. This is what I am calling these cookies. Coffee Oatmeal Chocolate Chip and m&m cookies. Clearly still working on the name. Here is the recipe if you'd like to give them a try, I found them quite tasty:

1 1/2 tsp. instant coffee granules (I used hazelnut, because I had that kind.)
1/4 cup boiling water
1 1/3 cups packed brown sugar
1 cup butter at room temperature
1 large egg
1 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
3 cups quick-cooking oats
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. baking soda

2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
1-2 cups m&ms

1 cup sugar

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Dissolve coffee granules or instant espresso in boiling water. Cool to room temperature. I feel like you could use just regular coffee and let it cool to room temperature if you don't want to buy instant coffee. I haven't tried it but I will on the next batch.

In large bowl mix brown sugar and butter, it'll form a paste kind of; Add egg and mix until well blended. Stir in coffee and vanilla.

In a medium bowl stir together oats, flour, salt and baking soda. Stir flour mixture into creamed mixture then stir in m&ms, chocolate chips and sugar.

Scoop up generous tablespoons of dough and place about 2 inches apart. Bake one sheet at a time on center rack for 10-14 minutes (less time makes a more gooey cookie - I went for the 10 min.) or until golden brown around edges. Cool 5 minutes on baking sheets then remove gently and transfer to racks to cool completely. (Cookies will firm up as they cool). Store lightly covered.

The cookies spread out a lot when in the oven, so if you want smaller cookies be sure to use less dough. I made one batch of huge flat cookies and 4 batches of smaller plumper and softer cookies. It depends on your cookie preference. So it will make right around 5 dozen cookies.


So there is my cookie recipe. I gave some to the Krulls for fixing the slow leak in my tire. They are my volvo kings! (More on that a different day!) And I brought some over to the new Reetz family to allow Emily some sustanance while nursing beautiful baby Maple. I also crocheted Maple a little purple and teal hat - because she is way to bad ass for pink! I then went to the cigar shop, hung out with some middle aged men and Phil (who arrived on a yellow ladies cruiser) while Trevor worked. All in all it was a pretty realistic and well used coffee inspired day. I'm pretty proud of myself!

Try the cookies... they're delicious

Amy